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Name - Jamie
(Robertson?)
Age - 18 (?)
Position -
Goalkeeper
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Name - Scott
Meechan
Age - 17
Position - Goalkeeper
(Midfielder)
Getting better between the sticks and still learning how to
tackle properly.
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Name - David
Hall
Age - 31
Position - Defender
(Midfielder)
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Name - Danny
Boyle
Age - 15
Position - Defender
A small player
who can out jump anyone he chooses, never bottles a challenge
and still has a lot to
learn.
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Name - Kris
Walker
Age - 23 (?)
Position -
Defender
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Name - Callum
McKinven
Age - 18 (?)
Position -
Defender
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Name - John
Totten
Age - 18 (?)
Position -
Defender
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Name - Graeme
McVey
Age - 20
Position -
Defender
Team alcoholic *hic!* Attempts to play right back but has
been known to play elsewhere on the field. "50p headers" and
dire shooting have to be seen to be believed. Occasionally
plays reasonably well, although such performances are about as
regular as the #28 bus from Edinburgh to Bathgate. Likes the
#22 shirt.
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Name - Ryan
Mutter
Age - 19
Position - Defender
(Midfielder)
Big strong tower of power that kicks people and stuff.
Likes to whip crosses in but usually scores from them. Has
been compared to Dragan D žajic the most capped player
in Yugoslavian football history (now aged 61.) Mutter the 19
year old wonder-kid has been known on occasion to play like he
is a 61 year old man with his slow bursts of pace and witty
knowledge of the great game.
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Name - Andrew Liam Gordon Kelly
Age - Should have retired a decade ago
Position - Anywhere that doesn't involve running about
much.
Short, fat and bald. Shouts at others to do thing he sees.
Quick over 3 yards.
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Name - James
McGuire
Age - 18
Position -
Defender
Big, muscly and loves to stick the heed on
it!
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Name - Tom
Cheeseman
Age - 18
Position -
Midfielder
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Name - Wullie
McDonald
Age - 19
Position -
Midfielder
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Name - Kenny
Gibb
Age - 20
Position - Bench and sometimes Left Mid
Fat and slow, good left peg, good at keeping the bench warm
for his team mates. |
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Name - Dougie
Shaw
Age - 19
Position - Midfielder
(Striker)
A quick player who runs about like a headless chicken for
90 mins and never give up!
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Name - Scott
Lunn
Age - (?)
Position -
Midfielder
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Name - Stuart
Holligan
Age - 20 (?)
Position -
Midfielder
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Name - Paul
Kelly
Age - 38
Position - Midfielder (Striker,
Defender)
Old man who plays anywhere. Makes goals and gets goals.
First out of the changing room (for a fag), often found at the
sidelines wheezing. Keeps the youngsters' feet on the
ground.
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Name - Mickey
Heather
Age - 18
Position - Midfielder
(Defender)
Big woose who kids on he's tough. Pretty slow with a decent
final ball if he can get himself into the position to make
them count.
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Name - Dave
Black
Age - 17
Position - Midfield (Defender,
Striker)
Big, ugly and one-footed. GS All-time top goalscorer after
once scoring 28 goals in a bizarre 15 minute spell in which he
was also sent-off twice. Looks up to team-mate Michael
Stewart...because he's tall. Aspires to be Marko
Rajamaki. |
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Name
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Age -
Position -
Midfielder
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Name - Christopher
Purdie
Age - 18
Position - Striker
A quick player
who is used to chasing the ball. Usually plays upfront by
himself but has recently had someone up to assist him. SSML
top goal scorer last
season. |
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Name - Dean
Bremner
Age - 20
Position - Striker
(Midfield)
Match organiser and chief dogsbody in the team. Likes to
think he can play a bit with great vision and slick passing.
In reality he tends to have done well if he has managed to
kick the ball in the straight line. Has popped in with a few
goals in his time, mostly from 1.274 yards out.
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Name - Kyle
Paterson
Age - 20 (?)
Position -
Striker
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Name - Michael "Shed
"Stewart
Age - 23
Position - Striker
(Defender)
Centre Forward with an eye for the pies. Enjoys running
about aimlessly till his bulk starts to wear him down.
Constantly proclaiming through mouthfuls of cake that he will
get fit and lose weight. Managed to lose 3lbs after the mother
of all shites one morning. Drank a litre of water and put it
all back on again. Shares Paul Gasgoine's ideas on weight
management. Unfortunately does not share Gazza's ability. If
you're an SSML defender watch out - Shed WILL try to eat
you.
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Age -
Position
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